Dear Diary, I am the greatest dog ever. I am a Papillon, and I am visiting the Eiffel Tower today. The French people are not giving me the proper attention. They are all too busy taking pictures of each other and eating croissants. I am very disappointed. I have been to many places in the world, and I have always been the center of attention. But not here in Paris. The French people are so rude. They don't even stop to pet me. I think it's because I'm a Papillon. They think I'm just a little dog. But I'm not just a little dog. I'm the greatest dog ever.